Another lazy week, I got a lot of ideas down but not much progress on writing. I feel like im stagnating and not getting anything done. A trip to cape cod might be in order.
I watched the last exorcism part 2 yesterday. It moved glacier slow, although I did like the ending. Not sure how it is a part 2 becase they ignore some pretty significant things from part 1. Like how in part 1 she gave birth to a demon baby that was just ignored in part 2. Also where did all the cultists go? The "found footage"
from part 1 was on youtube in part 2. Didn't the police or families of the people who died in part 1 have any questions? In spite of all that I liked the ending but found myself fast forwarding through the slow parts to get there.
Another thing I've been glued to is the livestreams of the final tables from the World series of Poker. It's like NASCAR or golf in that you either like watching it or you can't stand it.
I found myself thinking about aliens recently. I would imagine meeting an alien and the conversation would go as follows:
ME: Whoa an alien
Alien: Hello
ME: You speak English
Alien: It's complicated
ME: Are you going to Anal Probe me
Alien: What's an Anal?
ME: It's where the garbage goes out
Alien: Why would I want to probe that?
ME: Because that's what Alien's do
Alien: Have you ever met an alien before?
ME: No...
Alien: you're an idiot
This is where the alien walks out annoyed. As he's leaving, it just so happens to be trash day and there are people going through my trash looking for recyclables. The alien notices this so he turns bach and says
Alien: You have some people giving you an anal probe out here
ME: I see what you did there, well played
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