Real men update blogs once a year

It's been a year since I updated this blog. Usually when I start a blog I make one post then forget about it for eternity. The fact that I made several posts must be progress. I went and read my last post about my psuedo-conversation with an alien and I got douche chills. If I saw an alien I doubt I'd ask it about anal probes. I might stab it though. No real reason as to why, just a gut reaction. I guess the reason would be because the only way I'd meet an alien is if it appeared and woke me up in the middle of the night. If any intruder woke me up in the middle of the night, or startled me in my home, my first reaction would be to commit a stabbing. A stabbing might be more of an hyperbole. In reality if some intruder surprised me in my house I would probably emit some sort of high pitched squeal while simultaneously open handed slap the intruder's head with both hands repeatedly. A home invasion is the only scenario which I would meet an alien because if it rang the doorbell I would probably pretend I wasn't home like I do with other solicitors.

I'm watching the world series of poker feeds again this year like a degenerate. Progress on my novel has completely stagnated but I've recently had the urge to continue. We'll see what happens with that.

In the last six months i've been really into YA novels. I read Divergent and it's sequel. I liked divergent but didnt like the sequel and I was glad I just wiki'd the plot of the third one without buying it, I wouldn't have liked it.

I read a pretty incredible book called "Don't tell my parents I'm a supervillain." I found it extremely enjoyable and it made me want to become a mad scientist. For a month after I read the book, all i wanted to do was fins a video game where I could be a mad scientist and create wonky inventions/devices. The only game that satisfied that urge was minecraft and with it I could only really build a lair rather than being a mad scientist.

Another Superhero themed story I have gotten into is called Super Powereds. It's a serial where two chapters are published every week at drewhayesnovels.com. It's about a college for kids wanting to be super heroes. It's currently on Year 3 and I devoured years 1&2 in the span of a couple days.

I'm thinking I should finish the story i started a year ago. Not finish it well but at least get it all out of me so I can obsessively dwell on something else. I suck at ending things so here is a picture of a dancing bear. I'll either write in this tomorrow or a year from tomorrow.